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To the right are 3 paragraphs pulled from Marx Brothers' movies. These paragraphs are generated at random and if you would like to generate more or less simply change the number below.

As I go through my Marx Brothers' movies I will be adding monologues and I'll also be looking for speeches that any of the Marx Brothers may have given. Please check back often for new material and all of your Lorem Ipsum needs.

Mrs Teasdale, you did a noble deed. I’d be unworthy of the high trust that’s been placed in me if I didn’t do everything within my power to keep our beloved Freedonia in peace with the world.

Groucho: Have you ever had any experience as a kidnapper? Chico: You bet. You know what I do when I kidnap somebody? First I call them up on the telephone and then I send them my chauffeur. Groucho: Oh, you got a chauffeur? Chico: Yeah. Groucho: What kind of a car do you got? Chico: Oh, I no gotta car, I just got a chauffeur. Groucho: Well maybe I'm crazy, but when you got a chauffeur, aren't you supposed to have a car? Chico: I had one, but you see it cost too much to keep a car and the chauffeur. So I sold the car. Groucho: Well that shows how little I know. I would have kept the car and sold the chauffeur.

Friends, I'm gonna tell you of the great, mysterious, wonderful continent known as Africa. Africa is God's country, and He can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2nd. After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa. We at once proceeded three hundred miles into the heart of the jungle, where I shot a polar bear. This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on....