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To the right are 3 paragraphs pulled from Marx Brothers' movies. These paragraphs are generated at random and if you would like to generate more or less simply change the number below.

As I go through my Marx Brothers' movies I will be adding monologues and I'll also be looking for speeches that any of the Marx Brothers may have given. Please check back often for new material and all of your Lorem Ipsum needs.

The faculty can keep their seats. There'll be no diving for this cigar. Members of the faculty, faculty members, students of Huxley and Huxley students! I guess that covers everything. Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself. As I look out over your faces, I can readily understand why this college is flat on its back. The last college I presided over things were slightly different. I was flat on my back. Things kept going from bad to worse, but we all put our shoulders to the wheel and it wasn't long before I was flat on my back again.

I’d be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered.

Think of it – I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept it. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he’ll never get away with it I tell you, he’ll never get away with it!