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To the right are 3 paragraphs pulled from Marx Brothers' movies. These paragraphs are generated at random and if you would like to generate more or less simply change the number below.

As I go through my Marx Brothers' movies I will be adding monologues and I'll also be looking for speeches that any of the Marx Brothers may have given. Please check back often for new material and all of your Lorem Ipsum needs.

Oh you did! Well, this bear was anemic and he couldn't stand the cold climate. He was a rich bear and he could afford to go away for the winter. You take care of your animals and I'll take care of mine! Frozen North, my eye! From the day of our arrival, we led an active life. The first morning saw us up at six, breakfasted, and back in bed at seven - this was our routine for the first three months. We finally got so we were back in bed at six thirty. One morning, I was sitting in front of the cabin, smoking some meat...Yes. There wasn't a cigar store in the neighborhood. As I say, I was sitting in front of the cabin when I bagged six tigers...Six of the biggest tigers...I bagged them. I...I bagged them to go away, but they hung around all afternoon. They were the most persistent tigers I've ever seen.

Think of it – I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept it. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he’ll never get away with it I tell you, he’ll never get away with it!

The faculty can keep their seats. There'll be no diving for this cigar. Members of the faculty, faculty members, students of Huxley and Huxley students! I guess that covers everything. Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself. As I look out over your faces, I can readily understand why this college is flat on its back. The last college I presided over things were slightly different. I was flat on my back. Things kept going from bad to worse, but we all put our shoulders to the wheel and it wasn't long before I was flat on my back again.