Marx Ipsum

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To the right are 3 paragraphs pulled from Marx Brothers' movies. These paragraphs are generated at random and if you would like to generate more or less simply change the number below.

As I go through my Marx Brothers' movies I will be adding monologues and I'll also be looking for speeches that any of the Marx Brothers may have given. Please check back often for new material and all of your Lorem Ipsum needs.

Any questions? Any answers? Any rags? Any bones? Any bottles today? And rags... Let's have some action around here. Who'll say 76? Who'll say 1776? That's the spirit! 1776! No doubt you'd like to know why I'm here. I came here to get my son out of it. I remember the day he left: A mere boy and a beardless youth. I kissed them both goodbye. By the way, where is my son? Young lady, would you mind getting up so I can see the son rise? So, doing your homework in school, eh?

Think of it – I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to accept it. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he’ll never get away with it I tell you, he’ll never get away with it!

I’d be only too happy to meet with Ambassador Trentino, and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is offered.