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To the right are 3 paragraphs pulled from Marx Brothers' movies. These paragraphs are generated at random and if you would like to generate more or less simply change the number below.

As I go through my Marx Brothers' movies I will be adding monologues and I'll also be looking for speeches that any of the Marx Brothers may have given. Please check back often for new material and all of your Lorem Ipsum needs.

The principal animals inhabiting the African jungle are moose, elks and Knights of Pythias. Of course, you all know what a moose is. That's big game. The first day, I shot two bucks. That was the biggest game we had. As I say, you all know what a moose is? A moose runs around on the floor, and eats cheese, and is chased by the cats. The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'.

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know. Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say, tusks. You try that some time...As I say, we tried to remove the tusks, but they were embedded in so firmly that we couldn't bust them. Of course, in Alabama, the Tusk-a-loosa. But, uh, that's entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about. We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

Groucho: Have you ever had any experience as a kidnapper? Chico: You bet. You know what I do when I kidnap somebody? First I call them up on the telephone and then I send them my chauffeur. Groucho: Oh, you got a chauffeur? Chico: Yeah. Groucho: What kind of a car do you got? Chico: Oh, I no gotta car, I just got a chauffeur. Groucho: Well maybe I'm crazy, but when you got a chauffeur, aren't you supposed to have a car? Chico: I had one, but you see it cost too much to keep a car and the chauffeur. So I sold the car. Groucho: Well that shows how little I know. I would have kept the car and sold the chauffeur.